Welcome, dinner is at 5:30 PM SHARP!

It's been the running joke in my circle of friends that my living arrangements are special. Actually special isn't the word for it. For all intensive purposes, I live in a retirement home.

I live with my parents. Which in-and-of-itself isn't that unusual....especially with the economy now-a-days. Both my mother and I still work full time jobs. However, my dad, currently 71, retired about 7 years ago...give or take a month here or there. It's been an onslaught of hilarity ever since.

I will keep this intro short and sweet because there are SEVERAL stories I have to share already and I'm sure more will produce over time.

Feel free to visit...hours are between 5 AM (when dad still wakes up) and 7 PM (when dad falls asleep and snores through your favorite shows). Dinner is at 5:30 PM SHARP and is from our limited menu of what Dad knows how to cook...usually it's something fried.